Tom Hank's new movie is so utterly boring I considered finishing reading the teen help book my parents gave me.

My family and I watched the Greyhound last night with Tom Hanks in it and it was... dreadfully boring. I watched about 15 minutes of it and had trouble keeping my eyes open (which are already very small to begin with). The movie's a war movie about a Captain in the navy who is played by Tom Hanks. My father kept on insisting we watch this movie, saying "Any movie with Tom Hanks in it has to be good". As if. I don't really know who Tom Hanks is really, I just know that he's an actor that looks like... well Tom Hanks. My mother says Tom Hanks was quite good-looking back in the day... I don't really see it but I'll take her word for it. The movie was a bunch of shouting as the American Navy tried to take down German u-boats which was really intense and instilled a renowned sense of patriotism in me but they showed too many details and was very slow paced.